AAwooga! Awooga!! Add this girl you hooked up with at a frat party in 2004 to your professional network!! Connect with your former sketchy real estate agent who snorted coke, attempted to feel up your sister in law, and then fell into the pool at the open house.

I don't know how Linkedin finds these people that I purposely spent the last decade trying to forget, and why they are so insistent that I connect professionally with them all.