> The autoupdates load garbage onto your computer (Candy Crush Soda Saga?)
I've been using Windows 10 before it had a public release and I've never seen anything like this on my machines. It seems like you really have a mess on yours.
I also removed anything that I didn't want from the Start menu. I don't understand why you wouldn't do the same.
It sounds like the problem here is not really Windows 10.