Also, putting aside the politics of telemetry data, the actual file is a compressed XML file. I don't know the real size off hand, but its just compressed text. Its not going to affect your metered connections quota. A 20kb transfer every month shouldn't bankrupt your connection.
Not to mention, its trivial to disable telemetry if you have basic technical chops. Windows updates too. Or don't use Windows if your use case is so far from the norm. Its designed for the lowest common denominator, not for techies.
If my dog keeps crapping in my house I'm not going to let him back in without being housebroken.
LTE-equipped laptops have existed in the past. How is this offering going to be substantially better?
We couldm say that; but Microsoft's definition of what critical security updates are is very different to most people's.