I'll just come out and say it: the 'A' in CAP is boring. It does not mean what you think it means. Lynch et al. probably chose the definition because it's one for which the 'theorem' is both true and easy to prove. This is not the impossibility result with which designers of distributed systems should be most concerned.
My heuristic these days is that worrying about the CAP theorem is a weak negative signal. (EDIT: This is not a statement about CockroachDB's post, which doubtless is designed to reassure customers who are misinformed on the topic. I'm familiar with that situation, and it makes me feel a deep sympathy for them.)
(Disclosure: I work on a CockroachDB competitor. Also none of this is Google's official position, etc., etc. For that, here's the whitepaper by Eric Brewer that we released along with the Cloud Spanner beta launch https://static.googleusercontent.com/media/research.google.c...).