I am sorry. We have already given up building the site and were ready to let the idea wait for another year, but then our co-prankster, who didn't read the e-mails where we communicated our decision to postpone, called us on the phone and said the press-release was already on its way to tech publications all around. Then I had about one hour to write all the text you see in the cover, a couple news items excepted, while my other co-prankster was buying the domain, setting up hosting and uploading the HTML skeleton and designing the logo. I was sitting in a café waiting to pick up my wife while I banged this page.
From that OMFG moment, the denial-anger cycle that followed, to uploading the last touches, we made it all in about three hours.
We will plan better for next April. I promise.
BTW, the Slashdot submission is still pending. We may even be able to see it re-boom in a couple days.