"These additional accidents are most likely related to higher rates of alcohol abuse [...]"
Not exactly groundbreaking research.
> Although the common perception is of a glamorous, freewheeling lifestyle for this occupational group, the figures tell a very different story.
Huh? "Live fast and die young" seems to be the common perception of a rock/hip hop/country star, and the data seems to exactly bear this out.
Logging, deep-sea fishing, and coal-mining might be somewhat similarly described.
(Spinal Tap)
Another good one is that Ozzie was DNA-tested for resistance to common non-pharmaceutical drugs. He's virtually immune to everything except ... caffeine.
He initially declined to be tested, but then asked himself, "Why am I still alive?" :)
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/genetic-mutations-ozz...
(There might be a genetic reason, but I think the credit should go to his strong-willed wife/manager for keeping his life together.)