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Regarding problems of producing royal offspring, I always liked the rumored story of how Louis XIV was conceived: after his mother Anna of Austria had experienced four stillbirths and failed to produce an heir, she fell in disgrace and was largely ignored by the king. On December 5th 1637, after 23 years of a marriage that at that point only existed on paper, the king was on his way to a hunting lodge near Versailles. Bad weather forced him to stop at the Louvre palace, where his wife was already set up for the winter. The only rooms that were heated were hers, so the king was forced to share a bed with his wife. 9 months later, on September 5th 1638, Louis XIV was born.
I'm a big fan of this theory of royal offspring: https://medium.com/@leibowitt/of-course-fidel-castro-is-just...
My initial thoughts were that this was a bad satirical piece, but I was quickly intrigued. The resemblance is uncanny.
It was also a known fact at the time that Margaret, his mother, was "promiscuous".

The son is also much closer in height to Castro (6'3) than to his alleged father Pierre (5'7) and mother (5'6).

Yeah, is this real? Or is it nut-job stuff? Either way, a surprisingly fun read.
You know who Justin Trudeau also looks like ? Pierre Trudeau.
I don't think the resemblance is that strong: https://www.startpage.com/av/proxy-image?piurl=https%3A%2F%2...
Wow that is entertaining and very interesting but it seems like, in accordance with other plausible-seeming internet conspiracy theories, this one relies on one seriously defective fact: Barbados is in no way "nearby" to Cuba. Ottawa is itself closer to Havana than is Barbados. That seems to scuttle the entire thing.
> Ottawa is itself closer to Havana than is Barbados.

Wow, this looks really wrong on Google Maps (Mercator strikes again!), but I looked it up and you're right.

Havana to Ottowa: 1585 miles. Bridgetown, Barbados to Havana: 1644 miles.

But Cuba is definitely ‘on the way’ to Barbados if you’re coming from Ottawa.
I thought this was a joke at first, but then they go through lists of sex scandals and traveling and...

Is ANY of that true? Please. I had never considered that Trudeau and Castro were friends, let alone lovers.

No idea, but the theory is as plausible as it is hilarious.
DNA should make short work of any guesswork. Even from relatives.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say the queen was boinking the guard/staff
While an interesting study, I think proper caution needs to be made with respect to his health before his marriage to Anne Boleyn and his health during and after said marriage. It is very possible that Catherine had fertility issues, but by the time he re-married, he was obese, over 40 etc. That is to say, he was only with married to one woman in his "prime".

Still a fun thing to think about though.

also he had a infected ulcerated wound that never healed from a jousting accident. a major infection could have resulted in a increased body temperature and reduced his sperm count and effectiveness of his sperm.
Agree. Although 100% of my knowledge about Henry comes from the Mantel trilogy it seems like after Catherine he had some serious risk factors.
I'm not sure what kind of definition of 'infertile' is consistent with 'had four children live to teenhood or later another that managed a couple months, and two more that were at least born live'.
Yeah, that confused me when I first looked at the article. Obviously he wasn't? He had several children...

I have no idea how the word "infertility" is used clinically, however I would think the title, "did Henry VIII have fertility problems?" would be more correct.

That's called "clickbait".
Yeah, if the question was "Is Dwayne Johnson, the Rock, infertile!?!" but I'm guessing not too many people care enough about Henry VIII to be baited to click by the salaciousness of the title.

on edit: fix typo

Can a title still be click-bait if it is ineffective?

Given the author had already written the piece, and they want to concoct a title to "get clicks and disregard accuracy" - this title might be the most effective

well let's say I want to write a click-baity title and after thinking about it long and hard I hit on "I am super boring", as it happens this title turns out to be extremely ineffective as click-bait.

My contention is that the intention to click-bait is not sufficient, but that a threshold of capability to match the intention must be reached.

From the article:

The disregard of male infertility in Henry’s case may offer a clue to the reasons for the under-reporting of male reproductive health, then and now, to the detriment of both men and women.

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To the detriment and beheading of the his wives more accurately.

I've always thought how sensible the Japanese tradition of adoption is.

Henry had an illegitimate son quite early on (during marriage 1).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_FitzRoy,_Duke_of_Richmon...

Can you imagine the mess if FitzRoy had lived long enough to see Henry VIII's death?
There is also the theory that Henry had the rare Kell antigene [1], which can cause autoimmune disease and would case complications on second born babies (similar to antibody reactions with non-matching blood types between mothers and infants).

It's mentioned in footnote 9.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kell_antigen_system

Worth noting two things:

First, I'd hardly call infertile a man who had several children of whom a decent percentage lived to see early to later adulthood (good by late medieval standards, even among the wealthiest).

Secondly: Even today millions of people all over the world live their lives with undiagnosed or poorly diagnosed and incorrectly treated venereal diseases that can cause all sorts of long-term fertility problems. This despite such things being mostly curable and reasonably easy to diagnose even in fairly poor countries with basic medicine. Now imagine those numbers and their related complications in a time when medical knowledge around anything except obvious injuries and broken bones consisted of blaming bad humors and maybe witchcraft for random ills... Yeah... Either Henry or any of his wives could have been harbouring the long-term effects of any one of a dozen common sexually transmitted or other types of infections without having a clue about how these things were screwing with their capacity to screw their way into healthy children.

It's a sad thing to think about women who were killed for no good reason after suffering a series of miscarriages in probably politically arranged marriages but as royals, this is kind of a live by the sword, die by the sword kind of thing.

All their power came from someone being (at least plausibly) the male heir of a warlord to retain power within their warlord caste. If you can't further that goal for another warlord then you're going to get treated like they treat everyone else that's an obstacle to power.