He got from
"SVN [is] to Git what Windows 98 was to Windows XP." "SVN is a slightly crappier version of Git."
to
"SVN is a version of Git in which every time you want to start a branch or merge it back, you have to sacrifise a young virgin to the source-control gods."
But I couldn't figure out if he got to "SVN is not a version of Git, just like Unix is not a version of Windows."