* https://cakercooking.blogspot.com/p/the-caker-cookbooks.html
Where "caker" is (Canadian?) slang for Scots-Irish WASP. A fan favourite is "Lime Cheese Salad" which has as its main ingredients: 1 large package lime Jell-O, 1 ¼ cup boiling water, 8 oz cream cheese.
* https://cakercooking.blogspot.com/2014/02/reader-recipe-lime...
Similarly, a dish I absolutely adore is the following:
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/18140/shrimp-mold/
Shrimp mold. My favorite holidays recipe of all time, bar none. Eat it with crackers like a dip. My uncle used to call it Lulu Lip Dip to tease my sister.
I suppose it makes some sense; Mayo is basically just eggs and vinegar and oil, and I've seen all of those things in sweets recipes before.
See https://more.ctv.ca/food/recipes/blood-orange-and-olive-oil-... but if you like baking I really recommend buying the Dessert Person book by Claire Saffitz which this recipe is copied from.
likewise, you wouldn't otherwise know that there's tofu in it.
Another thing about sugar is that it holds onto moisture. Most of the fat in a cake is there to make the final product feel moist. This is why a lot of "fat free" cakes use a boatload of sugar and how it's possible to use apple sauce as a replacement for oil in most batters.
The problem was when the feed breaks, nobody remembers they had one in the first place...