Dismissing it as wanting "torrents of The Office [as] a civil right" is about as offensive to the people you're having the discussion with as dismissing the Catholic church as 'using a so-called mandate from God to get away with getting drunk' during Prohibition. People are having a real discussion about the limits of government, and you're dismissing it with hand-waving assertions of non-existent rights, and accusations of shallowness and greed towards anyone who would dare to find anything there to discuss.
The dedication of statues may be important to you, but it's as important to me as the record of the Windward Islands cricket team last year.