Despite the lack of any clear indicators of sarcasm (/s etc.), I can see your sarcasm very clearly :-) Nice try, trying to hide it.
You may not appreciate the value of C, since you consider it to be a thing to make useless toys of no value, but there is a great number of people who can do magic, when given the power and flexibility of C.
If you look closely, I can guarantee that almost everything involved in bringing your message to me, and to others on HN, primarily, if not solely, relies on C language to do what it does. All kinds of processors, device drivers, OS kernels, web servers, databases, language runtimes, etc. all have C (or its derivative, C++) to blame.
So your sarcasm is not really appreciated, at least in some circles :-)