Me: "JARVIS, please send my CV to Bill"

Jarvis: "I assume you mean bill_no_gates@microhard.com"

Me: "Yes, but don't eavesdrop on my conversations"

Jarvis: "No, but I read your SMS :-)"

Me: "Ok, whatever, thanks."

Jarvis: "Sometimes, you can acknowledge, I am smarter than you!!!"

Me: "I have work to do".