Of course, for every person that has climbed out of the charnel pit, there's a thousand more that remain.
Miles to go, before I sleep ...
it is a fancy advertisement.
I know "editorializing" the HN headline is frowned upon but surely it would be OK in this case.
The New Yorker, for instance, famously has one of the most intense fact checking operations of any publication. If it’s a matter of your personal politics disagreeing with perceived editorial bias of those, godspeed. But at least the first three you list have a lot more to lose by getting a factual statement wrong than most.
CNN and Fox News directly tell you who you should vote for 24/7.
NBC, ABC, etc. tend to be a little bit more discrete but they have clear preferences on various topics.
Edit: Generally, WaPo and NYT are quite good. Sometimes so...
You might even be able to do it via userstyles thanks to the :has selector.