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Viruses are so cool. Plug for the podcast This Week in Virology[0] for discussion of cool virus papers and topics.

0: https://www.microbe.tv/twiv/

I love how they start the episode by reviewing everybody's local weather, with precise temperatures. Scientists just doing small talk to get things started.
IMO equally interesting are prions, misfolded proteins that TRANSMIT their misfoldedness https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion
That page mentions the potential for weaponisation with a 100% fatality rate. Well thank you very much for another thing to keep me awake at night.
Do you know of any other podcasts that are this technically deep ?
Puscast, ended a bit ago: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/persiflagers-infectiou...

Same guy, also ended: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-gobbet-o-pus/id32920...

A lot of knowledge there if you listened end to end.

Check out all the other microbe.tv podcasts[0]. They're all deep but not too impossible for someone without a science background. The hosts try to explain things without using too much jargon. They also do some YouTube live streams where they take questions from the chat.

They have two podcasts for microbiology. This Week in Microbiology is similar to TWiV in that they usually cover papers or talk to a researcher about a paper. Matters Microbial doesn't cover papers but has interviews with working microbiologists where they geek out about their research.

They also have a great podcast on immunology with very enthusiastic hosts, one for neuroscience, one for parasitism, and a couple of infectious disease/clinical/public health podcasts.

The great thing about all of them is how infectious the hosts' enthusiasm is.

0: https://www.microbe.tv/science-shows-by-scientists/

it's a shame that the guest's audio is so faint, the delta between the volume of their voices makes it unlistenable for me. that episode needs to be remastered badly.
Just thinking about viruses makes me angry and a bit afraid. Viruses are just bad DNA wrapped in a coat. These things are not even alive but reproduce more efficiently than anything else because they are parasites. Its very hard to target them with general purpose drugs because there's so little to target. Half of our DNA is just old viruses which every cell in our body reproduces for no reason. They won but they're not even alive or trying to win. There's just something terrifying about seeing something so mechanical and lifeless yet so powerful against life. I hate them so much.
> Half of our DNA is just old viruses which every cell in our body reproduces for no reason.

Seems like every time people think big things in the body are there for no reason, new developments later show them to be wrong.

I don’t care to say more than the above because I will already get downvoted for even this much.

I think these are called retroviruses [1]. Not an expert but if I remember correctly, that DNA can sometimes mutate and turn into something useful and this has happened before so they're not totally useless. But most of the time that DNA is inactivated, non-coding so it doesn't make any proteins.

[1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrovirus

The fun part is when you realize that the DNA in the nucleus of the cell is only the majority of our genetic information. There is DNA im the mitochondria and there are many side channels which carry genetics. We have a far journey ahead to even understand what we can already map. Not to disparage the efforts done but there is much more to this
If it's some consolation, I've just listened to a recent podcast on This Week in Virology (as recommended by another comment on this post. And they are talking about research that uses the CMV virus which has certain properties that make it a very effective and crucially long lasting vector that can potentially protect us against all manner of infections and cancers.
Placenta proteins are apparently a left over from ancient viruses. They aren't killing machines, they are a data sharing feature in a very complex system. I love viruses.
Yeah this is a nice way to think about it :)
In that sense our cells aren't alive either.
These things are not even alive

Citation needed.

Viruses have some characteristics of life (they replicate and evolve), but they don't have any metabolic processes and can't exist independently, so they're usually not considered "alive" in the same way cells are.

They don't grow, they don't have a life cycle, they don't consume or expend energy, or do anything on their own, really. They're merely (quite mechanical) clumps of self replicating generic material.

"No one had ever seen one virus latching onto another virus"

True?

The virophage – a virus that infects other viruses PUBLISHED AUGUST 7, 2008

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/the-virop...

Virophages (up until now, as far as I know) have only been observed to interact with their host phage inside of a prokaryotic cell.
After reading both articles it was "seen" in this one but it was known by baysian inference that the Sputnik virus infected other viruses as a parasite.
Please elaborate.

This recent papers seems to suggest they are legit: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10301787/

Some endogenous retroviruses will package other endogeneous viruses into capsid-like vesicles that are transmitted to nearby cells. One of these envelope-like proteins, Arc, is essential for human brain development. Viruses run the show. Where just catching up to speed.
I really do not understand viruses.

Given that viruses do not have a metabolism and are not able to produce their own energy, how do these satellite viruses then survive off of other viruses?

I don't even understand how without energy producing mechanisms viruses can survive, propagate, etc.

Can anybody recommend any good books on the matter?

The smallest things in your body that have a metabolism are your cells. Cells are much much bigger than viruses. The things in your body that are the same size as viruses also do not have a metabolism.

It's sort of like there's an engine in your car. But there's not an engine in your engine, there are just parts that together make an engine. None of those parts have car-ness, but together they do. Your car has many parts all working together to make a comfortable and useful car. But the parts of the car if they are separated and just sitting on the bench, just sit there.

Viruses are like those parts, car parts. When they are not in a cell, they just sit there. But if a virus part gets into your car, it gets to participate in the metabolism of the whole car, by acting like one of the other parts and just contributing its part-in-the-system. Unfortunately, the virus part's part-in-the-system is to turn your car into a factory/machine that makes more virus parts. This is how it spreads. This is why you do not want to get a virus.

In this news story, a virus that is missing a piece of how to be a functioning part in your car, attaches to another virus that has that missing piece, and together they behave like a part that knows how to become one of your car parts.

“You, sir, have been reared in great luxury as becomes your noble birth. How did you come here, by foot or in a chariot?”

“In a chariot, venerable sir.”

“Then, explain sir, what that is. Is it the axle? Or the wheels, or the chassis, or reins, or yoke that is the chariot? Is it all of these combined, or is it something apart from them?”

“It is none of these things, venerable sir.”

“Then, sir, this chariot is an empty sound. You spoke falsely when you said that you came here in a chariot. You are a great king of India. Who are you afraid of that you don’t speak the truth?”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milinda_Panha

Okay so following your analogy, viruses are like subcomponents of an engine.

How are subcomponents of an engine moving in space without ever exerting energy? I can imagine how this can happen infrequently but can't see how this propagation (movement without energy) is sustainable.

This analogy was really great. Thank you.
They do have energy producing mechanisms: cells!

The key to understanding this is, in my mind, to not put labels on things, and just consider how information encoded in genomes moves around. Also, all of the interactions that I've read about between virophages and phages occur inside of a prokaryotic cell, where there are plenty of molecules for making more viruses and powering chemical reactions.

Honestly I'm not sure what to recommend you in terms of books. When I was a biology undergrad I had a biochemistry textbook that, at the time, I found to be mostly inscrutable. Then as a grad student I was going back through it to refresh my memory for a class I was TAing and remarked, "this is incredibly straightforward and clear" and immediately realized how much I must have changed. All of this to say - learning biology via text is pretty hard and takes a long time. I've never used it, but smart biology (https://www.smart-biology.com/) looks very promising.

I think the biggest way that the field of biology fails humanity is that we communicate relationships between these incredibly complex machines with little cartoons of a circle and triangle bumping into each other or something like that. Once you get the intuition for how things behave on a molecular level it's a super efficient means of communicating, but for people joining the field it's just brutal.

But if you want to understand viruses you really need to understand biochemistry and molecular biology first. If you already have that background then I can ask around for book recommendations, if not, I would try smart biology, or if you really want a book, Lehninger is the classic biochemistry book, Alberts Molecular Biology of the cell is the classic cell biology book. These aren't intro books though, you typically wouldn't get them until your 2nd or 3rd year in a university program. It's easy to find free PDFs on the internet if you find their outrageous prices a bit high.

It’s not really about viruses but I think it does give a really good (and fairly… shocking?) intuition for them: Richard Dawkins’ The Selfish Gene
You have to think of a virus as a flash drive. It can just sit there with nothing happening for years and years. If it happens to coincidentally get plugged into a PC it immediately starts executing a program that hijacks the entire computer to start producing more copies of that same flash drive. In this analogy the computer is your cell.
How about a youtube series? From the 2023 Columbia U. virology course for undergrads by Vincent Racianello (of microbe.tv, discussed above): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGhmZX2NKiNkAKAp3Byno...
> viruses can survive, propagate

These are the same.

Viruses are closer to self propogating exploitations of protein creation mechanisms. They cause their proteins to be replicated by these mechanisms, and statistics takes care of the rest, clicking the fragments together, creating a new virus, floating about, using other exploitations along the way, and the process repeats. In all stages, there're "just" bits of protein.

The propagate by entering cells that do produce their energy?

Theoretically not producing spendable energy would not exclude activity either as long as some previously made energy is spent.

How do you "enter a cell" without exerting energy?
> I really do not understand viruses.

You stand overlooking a giant office park with lots of stand-alone offices. A storm swirls trash among them, though trash doesn't last long in the wind and wet. Your goal is to create steady-state trash.

So you design a packet. An envelope with tape (so it sticks when blown against glass front doors), and an address label (to get it carried inside, rather than being ignored as trash, or trashed as spam). And then you fold that envelope around hopefully-persuasive instructions for photocopying envelope and instructions, and assembling new packets. Then you make a lot of them. Few will reach doors, few will get inside, few will be executed.

There are a bunch of design tradeoffs. The address can spam or spear-fish. A "<blur> Trucking" address works well with trucking companies, and poorly with others. A "<blur> Accounts Dept" works less well, but more broadly. You can include helpful envelope folding templates, but that means making fewer larger packets with more to go wrong when assembling them. You can go for stealth, only one person in the corner making packets and tossing them out the window, or even getting the instructions inserted into to the company process manual. Or you can go for fast private-equity zombie-apocalypse takeover, where the whole company dedicates itself to production until it explodes, scattering scads of packets to the wind. Zombies are the common case. Our human genome manual is littered with inserts.

You might put an inter-departmental envelope within the envelope with a specific destination - trading lack of generality for performance. You might include a photocopier how to - buying "no worries, I've brought my own" generality at a cost of size and complexity. But the complexity budget is tight. Each extra badly-photocopied page ups the odds of a broken packet.

Offices don't want to become zombies. So they keep their sprinklers running, to degrade packet trash. They toss out port-a-potties that feel like front doors to decoy packets. People run around the office with scissors, chopping up paper that looks spamish - you might want your instructions to fire them early on. Employees refuse instructions that don't look right. Out of common cause with sister offices, if someone notices the office going zombie, they may pull a fire alarm, burning down the office. It's a hard hard life being spam. And not easy being an office either.

Looking out over a shallow coastal city... it's a burning trash-filled hellscape warzone. The half-life of functional packets is like an hour. The half-life of bacterial office buildings is only a couple of days.

Asides: Some envelopes can punch a hole through the door to inject instructions. The time between insertion and resistance-is-only-a-delaying-action can be short - seconds to minutes. The zombie buildings explode within an hour or day.

> how do these satellite viruses then survive off of other viruses?

Small and simple, and easy to build, are nice design goals. As simple as possible but no simpler - taking over offices is hard after all. But what if the office is already being taken over, by someone else? The C-suite has been sent golfing, and the scissor snippers fired. Now in that altered environment, your even simpler or more general instructions might survive and grab a slice of production, or even takeover the takeover. Parasite parasites. Think of the ecological interactions of memes - "I might not have believed <improbable A> yesterday, but now, after encountering <conspiracy theory B> this morning...". And if two different packet designs are being photocopied at the same time, hey, mixups happen. Or consider a label of "Important Mandatory Instructions from the Fire Marshall - OPEN IMMEDIATELY" - highly persuasive... when someone else is causing nearby offices to burn down. The complex interactions of living in a warzone.

> The project started out as a typical semester in the SEA-PHAGES program—an investigative curriculum where undergraduates isolate bacteriophages from environmental samples, send them out for sequencing, and then use bioinformatics tools to analyze the results. When the sequencing lab at the University of Pittsburgh reported contamination in the sample from UMBC expected to contain the MindFlayer phage, the journey began.

I don't get what's going on here.

It sounds like they have sampled something, and somehow frozen the scene. They see something interesting (via "sequencing" + bioinformatics tools) that showed up as "contamination", and then they get a microscope (transmission electron microscope (TEM)) on that very scene.

But how is it possible to isolate and perfectly 'freeze' some sample, such that it can be analysed twice or more with different tools? Are we talking about a physical sample, or are we talking about data output from software?

If anyone knows what this all means and can translate it to English, that would be appreciated!

Its like Dr Evil's factory that manufactures miniature factory models
As a alumi, it's very nice to see UMBC.edu the front page of hacker news!

When I was there, they were #1 "Up and coming university" for a few years straight. Hopefully that's still not the case.

I wonder if some computer 'viruses' can do the same.
Using someone else’s back door is definitely a thing, as is scanning for other infections and killing them.
this is probably half of what shodan is used for lmao
# ah, not computer viruses's.
Just wait.

Art imitates life

I've read about some malware that will act like an anti virus by patching exploits and removing other injections so that it stays the only active one.