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My favorite is still this version -- An Engineers Concept of Santa https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~andrew5/cute/engineer_santa.txt

The lead pair of reindeer would adsorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake