I've tried _hard_ to replace coffee with tea, but it's not the same. I'd rather just not drink coffee.

"You want chocolate cake? Here's an apple pie instead!" ...nope, doesn't work.

> plenty of options with a lower content of chocolate than chocolate bars and kisses

That means it will taste less like chocolate :(

You don't tell someone who wants an apple "you can have an orange, or this applesauce that is only 10% apples" and expect them to be happy.