I feel like maybe you're intentionally misunderstanding the point I'm making, because your example kind of illustrates my point:

In that case you'd probably find nearly 100% agreement on steak over feces, or salad over feces, or fish over feces. You'd have complete agreement on any alternative to feces.

But if you read this thread, it's actually full of people actually saying "I was forced to use [alternative tool] and I prefer Jira". There is no tool that has 100% support over Jira.

In fact I'd be surprised if there's a single alternantive to Jira that even 40% of people agree is better.