Some people call futures monads.
But the real takeaway is that people pretend they want you to understand all this type stuff, but they don't, they want to make up new complicated words for obvious ideas that you already understand, so they can feel smart. Once you understand it they aren't "smarter" anymore, so they make sure to explain every weird term they made up with 5 other weird terms they made up and insisting that all this abstract theory is relevant to everybody when it's not.