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> But AI supporters argue that in order to be truly useful, these tools have to be deeply embedded into our lives: that they can only be really helpful if they know the history and context behind what they are being tasked to do.

The problem is these AI assistants won't work for me, they'll work for Microsoft. They won't help me as much as they will point me in the direction that is the most profitable for Microsoft.

When the agenda is not mine then these things are of no use to me.

Every change that Microsoft did to their products since their high times 20 years ago was to shove more ads down your throat and squeeze more money out of every customer.

Why anyone would be seeing forward to use their AI?

Maybe in future it could even vote for you in any elections.
For a second I thought you were talking about Google and their search engine.

I agree with you, but I'm sure most people won't care.

I can't wait until little Johnny's AI assistant (that's been with him since birth) can communicate to Big Tech's Global HR Overlord AI and they can decide together that a good job is not a privilege that a wrongthinker like Johnny should enjoy.
No problem.

The AI assistant will have made sure he's not a wrongthinker in the first place.

And even if he is, that job is going to be filled by another AI, regardless. All his wrongthing would get him is a lowered UBI rate.

I enjoyed your comment, but just want to nitpick the UBI part - UBI by definition shouldn't have rates - by being "Universal", everyone in the country (or whatever definition of "universe") would get the same allowance defined as "basic". I'm not certain that this is what we'll end up getting, but if we end up with something else, it wouldn't be UBI.
Can't wait till Little Johnny's AI assistant will tell him his social and political views are wrong and sway him in the "correct" direction. Oh wait, that's already happening.[1]

[1] https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/sep/06/amaz...

Given this is Microsoft, I’ll assume the “whether you want them or not” is implied.
"The OS can't work without this installed" has been their go-to multiple times.
They misspelled "ever present user data collection"
I think what Suleyman is missing here is that most people aren't fine with their "TVs, laptops, in-car cameras and earbuds" recording everything continuously.

The most popular modification made to laptops is a small round sticker to seal off the webcam. The enshittification of the car market is something that only car manufacturers seem to like. The most common question with a smart TV is "how do I get that thing to just accept an HDMI input and not get in the way". Making a slight jump from car cams - things like doorbell cameras are facing increased scrutiny because of their inadvertent recording of the nearby street, which might violate privacy laws.

Adding audio and the few seconds before and after to a photo isn't the same thing as a continuous recording; the choice to make the photo is both still with the user and what's happening doesn't feel like a black box. AI assistants are the black box.

It was cute when Siri could tell you the nearest sushi bar or can check the schedule from your calendar (although I'll note that every use for Siri tends to be a party trick and half the fun people get from Siri and other assistants is when they don't work as expected; I don't know a single person who uses Siri to for example, read the news or give them a briefing on what's important for the day a-la Star Trek or other utopian scifi), it's creepy when Siri starts to suggest that you might want to visit a sushi bar because it's tracked your food habits for the past week and thinks you could enjoy some more fish food instead. AI assistants overwhelmingly are heading to the latter and now that the party trick element is cooling off, people get more cynical towards how they work (and how they don't work as advertised.)

People do not care. This has been the trap of novel tech from the start. It's forced on us, some techy people rave about it even if it sucks, and the "normies" catch on making it the cool new thing to have without having a clue about how it works or what it's doing.

My hopes aren't high that we'll have a great awakening; instead we'll continue to be on auto-pilot until these things have grave consequences like falsely prosecuting or convicting people based on LLM hallucinations. Maybe not even then, who knows.

> I think what Suleyman is missing here is that most people aren't fine with their "TVs, laptops, in-car cameras and earbuds" recording everything continuously.

I really hope so but I'm not so sure. I suspect most people are fine with anything that isn't obviously intrusive. I sometimes get the feeling that people are more upset with cookie popups than constant invigilation.

I saw an AI assistant lie that it self hosts and isn't a cloud service.
Microsoft can't even be arsed to implement proper search in Windows 10/11, and they claim this.
Funnily enough, “AI search” (Recall) is one of the most touted feature of Copilot+ PCs.

I’m no Microsoft hater, but their track record in implementing that feature at a basic level definitely does not bode well for something more complex…

It's not that they can't, it's that they won't. It's malice, not incompetence.
They can't be arsed to make consumer friendly software. Edge was amazing for about five minutes before it got enshittified. It took a world wide pandemic and thousands of businesses flocking to Zoom before Teams got okay at calls (never mind the Sharepoint/Teams side, which is still a mess). They lost enough developers they had to embed an entire Linux VM in their OS. I'll concede they nail Office and cloud compliance/regulations though.
Oh, right, Microsoft says it? It’ll definitely happen, then. Their pronouncements about the future of computing are famously accurate. That’s why we’ve all been using Windows for Pen Computing since the noughties.
While they were wrong about the pen detail (and that wasn't their prediction, PDA manufacturers had pushed the idea of stylus based input for some time beforehand) but they certainly weren't wrong about tablet form factor in general which was a large part of pen computing¹ (and contrary to popular belief Apple were from the first proponents of).

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[1] The hardware wasn't ready though: there were units akin to more recent tables and hybrids (360⁰ hinged laptops or those with detachable keyboards) but at the time it wasn't possible to make them light enough with enough battery life, nor powerful enough² without noisy active cooling, large touch screens that worked well enough without a stylus were too expensive so the pen had to be a thing, etc.

[2] At least to support desktop/laptop workloads. People hadn't got used to the middle-ground of powerful-enough-for-what-you-might-actually-find-a-tablet-convenient-for (PDA like tasks, web browsing, video playback, light games, maybe light office work) via smartphones and nobody wanted to try sell a 9+ inch PDA.

A lot of Microsoft's or Bill Gate's predictions turned out correct, they just weren't the ones to make those visions happen.

Gates said about 30 years ago that we'd all be having internet connected computers in our pocket in the future, and they were right they just turned out to be powered by Apple and Google and not by Windows. Same with tablet computers. Their own implementation failed but the tablet computer exists today and is pretty successful, except is not Win PC based but based on mobile platforms.

Same with AI, it will definitely happen in the near or distant future that consumers will be tied to AI assistants for work and life, same with full autonomous cars, but nobody knows yet who will be the one to win this battle, that's why tech giants are lighting piles of money on fire to make sure they'll be the ones on top of the rubble pile at the end of the AI war. This is the next gold rush.

Honestly, these days, I'm wishing 640k was enough for anyone.
> But AI supporters argue that in order to be truly useful, these tools have to be deeply embedded into our lives

A tool controlled by corporates like Microsoft that deeply embedded into my life? If that is what it takes to be truly useful then I don't want it to be useful and will be opting out in every way possible. With force if needed…

It will be interesting to see when the first conviction based on this feature will take place.
That's just Clippy
Clippy, I've got a lot of TPS reports here. Can you get me as many paperclips as you can?
Clippy on steroids. Probably no way to disable it unless you ditch the whole OS
ClippAI (tm)
"It looks like you're trying to fine tune an LLM, do you want help with that?"
>> For example, an AI diary manager can only organise your diary if it can access that diary, edit it, and retain information about your activities.

Edit a diary? Retain the information? A diary IS a log of information as understood at the time. It's also not the clouds business, nor to be edited.

My gosh these people sound stupid.

Diary in UK English can mean “Planner” or “Datebook”, and the article is from the BBC.

https://separatedbyacommonlanguage.blogspot.com/2007/04/diar...

Never forget that most of Western governments pretty much run on Windows and Microsoft services.
How about you go back to making an OS that takes less than 10 GB of disk space, doesn't spy on me and is not filled with useless ads everywhere?
If these models could run offline, 100% locally, with expected privacy, Im up for it, i want to use a product, not be training data
Surely Cambridge Analytica showed you are a trainee now.
The headline feels like a threat.
I expect we’ll look back on this in 5 years and laugh our asses off. AI offers glimpses of brilliance and then sprinkles a bunch of turds around it. 60% of the time it works every time.
The only thing really keeping me on Windows now is Visual Studio. I know there are alternatives on Linux but for my particular work, there's no substitute for the actual full pro version of Visual Studio. But this non-stop parade of enshitification of Windows is really making me think about going back to Linux for my daily driver outside of work tasks. I don't want to have to keep up with what privacy invasion Microsoft has cooked up this week and keep track of the current way to opt-out, if that's even possible. Since first installing Slackware in the mid 90s, I've done several multi-year stints with Linux as my desktop OS, so it wouldn't be a completely alien change but in general I've found Windows to be a bit easier day-to-day and gets in the way less. All this AI and snapshotting garbage, on top of the existing telemetry, is adding up to be too much.
I wish they would give a shit that nobody wants this and actively hates it. Please fuck off with your AI trash, big tech :(
I wonder if they realized how ominous it sounds
could be great news for linux adoption
No no no. There is literally nothing about this that I find useful or acceptable, and a whole lot that I find dangerous and frightening. It's handing far too much power over to companies that I fundamentally don't trust.

I'm not getting on this train.

> AI supporters argue that in order to be truly useful, these tools have to be deeply embedded into our lives: that they can only be really helpful if they know the history and context behind what they are being tasked to do.

That cost is far too high.

First it was every online support had the idiot computer voice, Uh. Sorry. Please tell me again in a few words…

Now I’ve noticed all of these support services, once you get past the idiot computer, there is now an idiot human who rephrases your question or concerns to the point of stupidity, You’re calling because you’re having problems using the website…

Meanwhile, I’m waiting for sentiment analysis and an idiot computer telling me I sound frustrated, How are things at home? Are you having a bad day?

MS Head of AI says there'll be more AI. News at 11.

In other news, MS Head of AI says Clippy is making a comeback...

Are we sure that Clippy isn't already the current head of AI at Microsoft?
I don’t know why everyone is so concerned. Microsoft has been sending telemetry data and your photos to Microsoft for years.