To be clear (to respond to a few people panning the legitimacy of applerankings.com), I didn’t actually take the site super seriously, it just made me take more notice of the Honeycrisp and try it out.

That’s when I realized that they were very rarely mealy, something I’d been in search of for years.

But agree that the site is mostly intended to be a more humorous take on apples. (And, to be fair, it is quite funny.)