For 99.99% of users this "ability" does not exist. End of story. Period.
I don't care about hacks on tops of tricks on top of hacks. People are not interested in this madness.
Every second comment in this discussion comes from a hardcore software developer who desperately tries to vindicate core Linux flaws by providing workarounds which would work only for people like you.
This is NOT how the world works. This is NOT what people care about or interested in. If cars, refrigerators, microwave ovens worked like that no one would buy them.
If it's Linux? Ah, totally fine.
I'm done with this exercise in futility.