For 99.99999% average people out there none of this utter cryptic crap works even remotely which basically means it doesn't exist.
Can you stop with anecdotal evidence? I don't care that you can make old software works. I can do as well, you know. Been there long before you even knew Linux existed. Had a nice little trip with GCC 2.96 by RedHat if you even remember that fiasco of epic proportions.