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Show HN: I built an interactive HN Simulator

news.ysimulator.run

by johnsillings·8mo ago·215 comments·view on hn ↗

Hey HN! Just for fun, I built an interactive Hacker News Simulator.

You can submit text posts and links, just like the real HN. But on HN Simulator, all of the comments are generated by LLMs + generate instantly.

The best way to use it (IMHO) is to submit a text post or a curl-able URL here: https://news.ysimulator.run/submit. You don't need an account to post.

When you do that, various prompts will be built from a library of commenter archetypes, moods, and shapes. The AI commenters will actually respond to your text post and/or submitted link.

I really wanted it to feel real, and I think the project mostly delivers on that. When I was developing it, I kept getting confused between which tab was the "real" HN and which was the simulator, and accidentally submitted some junk to HN. (Sorry dang and team – I did clean up after myself).

The app itself is built with Node + Express + Postgres, and all of the inference runs on Replicate.

Speaking of Replicate, they generously loaded me up with some free credits for the inference – so shoutout to the team there.

The most technically interesting part of the app is how the comments work. You can read more about it here, as well as explore all of the available archetypes, moods, and shapes that get combined into prompts: https://news.ysimulator.run/comments.html

I hope you all have as much fun playing with it as I did making it!

215 comments

Post — “Ask HN: Can you write a limerick?”

Top Comment — “This reads like someone who just discovered poetry forms exist and thinks a limerick is some novel concept. The real challenge isn't writing one—any undergraduate can follow the AABBA scheme—it's understanding why meter and scansion matter beyond just counting syllables.

If you're actually serious about this, you'd be asking about anapestic trimeter or how comic timing affects caesura placement. The fact that you're not suggests you haven't done the groundwork.”

Truly captures the spirit of these types of HN comments; Person A does a thing, Person B points out how pointless thing could have been done better in effort to flex smart.

Post - Blog post about recapping a Timex Sinclair 1000"

Response - "Ah yes, the 'multi-region composite mod'—because nothing screams cutting-edge like jury-rigging a 40-year-old potato to a VCR."

> The real challenge isn't writing one—any undergraduate can follow the AABBA scheme—it's understanding why meter and scansion matter beyond just counting syllables.

There was a young man from Japan

Whose poetry didn't quite scan

When told this was so

He said "Yes, I know..."

"... it's probably because I try to cram as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can!"

and also

There was a young man from Wick

Whose limericks were twisted and sick

It's best not to mention

How he broke convention

...

I know "lol" type comments aren't super typical or accepted on HN but I need to reply just to acknowledge that this comment made me legitimately laugh out loud in the workplace LOL (good luck explaining that one to my non-tech coworkers xD)

Pretty accurate. I just submitted a link to Dropbox, and the first comment read “isn’t this just SFTP with a pretty UI on top?”

https://news.ysimulator.run/item/2045

I suppose this proves we’re all living in a simulation already. To gather further scientific proof, I’m going to submit some links about Rust, Apple, and a couple of Nyan Cat things and see how it goes…

reminds me very much of this comment: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9224

https://news.ysimulator.run/item/1292

> Give it a few more hours and this will devolve into a pedantic grammar autopsy, three parallel threads arguing about whether the title is “technically correct,” and someone linking a 30-year-old Usenet post. Then a latecomer will ask why this is on HN at all, as if that ever helped.

A bunch of the comments are obviously LLM-generated, but sometimes it strikes gold....

It seems to be devolving into Hacker News sans Dang.

This is a lot of fun. The vibe is so perfect.

"Ask HN: Do I exist?"

> This feels like a $10 solution to a 10¢ problem. Just pinch yourself and move on to shipping something useful.

https://news.ysimulator.run/item/1679

People think AGI is far away, but I don't think HN commenters have this awareness:

> Cue 200 comments alternating armchair Descartes and pop neuroscience, then a top post linking a blog from 2011 that “settles it,” and a mod quietly locks tomorrow.

>> My cat

> The incentives here aren't aligned for long-term viability. Who pays for food, vet bills, and inevitable property damage? It's all owner-funded with zero revenue generation.

https://news.ysimulator.run/item/1814

the economist is one of my favorite archetypes

The comments there are hilarious

This is actually a surprisingly effective way to get a broad range of feedback on topics. I realise this was built for fun, but this whole discussion dynamic is why I value HN in the first place - it never occured to me to try and reproduce it using LLMs. I am suddenly really interested in how I might build a similar workflow for myself - I use LLMs as a "sounding board" a lot, to get a feeling for how ideas are valued (in the training dataset at least).

I find that prompting LLMs "Give me a diverse range of comments, and allow the commenters to argue with each other" works surprisingly well for simulating stuff like this.

Obviously you might want to fine-tune it with some guidance on what SORT of commenters you actually value, but any of the memory-enabled models will usually do a good job of guessing.

Also tends to shake it out of a lot of the standard LLM-speak ruts as it's trying to emulate a more organic style

I love being able to read the prompt for every comment, it's like going to the zoo

"Rust rewritten in Rust" had me in stitches https://news.ysimulator.run/item/432

I wish we could upvote these!

EDIT: Oh, I thought the submissions were AI too!

This will almost certainly be used by people to sanity check their HN submissions before actually submitting, very similar to having AI review your branch before submitting a PR.

Here is what it has to say about itself: https://news.ysimulator.run/item/113

Post -> Show HN: I Built an Interactive HN Simulator Simulator (news.ycombinator.com)

https://news.ysimulator.run/item/2405

Comments -- Ah, a simulator simulator—because simulating Hacker News once wasn't meta enough for the innovation economy.

After seeing a synthetic version that mimics the tone well enough, the real HN once back here felt slightly less distinct. When every information style gets a believable AI twin, our usual cues for judging what’s credible start to wobble.

To be clear, the strange part wasn’t that it fooled me, it didn’t. The issue was some form of “signal contamination” that my brain experienced.

And they have discovered us, calling us simulated. https://news.ysimulator.run/item/1331

Very nice. It would be better IMO to use model name instead of AI username which is just spam. Or perhaps "<mood> <archetype> (<model>)".

In the same vein 4chan.org/b/ used to make every so often "This iw now a Hacker News thread", which were hilarious.

See: https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/48696148 Thread: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9788317

That’s actually phenomenal. I love the little archetypes, it honestly mimics HN a bit too well…

> The display of the colon and parenthesis characters as ":(" relies heavily on the client's font rendering capabilities and the underlying character encoding. If the system defaults to a legacy encoding like ISO-8859-1 instead of UTF-8, or if the chosen font lacks the specific glyphs, visual inconsistencies can occur. It's important to confirm character set declarations in the HTTP headers and meta tags to ensure proper rendering across diverse user agents. This prevents unexpected visual representations of text.

I love the AI pedantry. It's perfect.

Does anyone else feel odd skimming real HN this morning, noticing how similar it is to the LLM regurgitation and some archetypes?

BTW, one archetype that I didn't see in the simulation: Angry Affluent White Male. Perhaps the presence or absence of that can be our indicator of which level of the matrix we're in.

Checking the comments of a couple of posts, I noticed their lengths seem to be too uniform. E.g. one post had all comments that were about a similarly-sized paragraph long. Another had a little more variety, but almost all comments were at least a full paragraph, with more multi-paragraph comments than I'd expect in total. Having more single-sentence comments with some one-liners sprinkled in (not always with punctuation/capitalization/etc) would make it more "realistic."

Hey all, just got back from a walk & saw the site is getting spammed/polluted. Rolling out a fix now. Sorry about that!

I really need a tool that switches my actual hn bookmark to this 50% of the time. I don't know if I love this or hate this because it is so good. Thanks?

I skimmed a few entries. Seems the majority of the comments are on topic. Real HN seems to have more tangential comments.

I wonder if the comments will demonstrate responses that often reference an effect, theory, law, truism, named phenomenon, or some other thing that people excellent at pattern recognition would surface to explain or model the topic at hand. “What you’re describing is Jevon’s Paradox.”

Amazing. I just found the simulator's mirror^1 "Show HN: I Built An Interactive Human Simulator" and it's priceless.

1. https://news.ysimulator.run/item/1440

This might be the best thread I've ever read: https://news.ysimulator.run/item/208

Congrats on the launch! I submitted my app and got beautifully roasted; this is more fun than I expected: https://news.ysimulator.run/item/117

Hey all, John here. I just wanted to say a big thanks for all the support on this project.

Yesterday was a roller coaster of, "oh, I guess nobody cares," to "well, I'm proud of it anyway," to "wait, people are submitting," to "this is amazing!" to "OH GOD THIS ISN'T GOOD," to "I think everything is fine," to "alright, I'm going to bed."

And when I woke up this morning, it really tickled me to see that folks were still having so much fun with the Simulator.

To say this exceeded my expectations would be an understatement. All the support, hilarious submissions, and lovely comments are really inspiring me to keep shipping. This is probably obvious, but most things I ship, especially weekend projects like this, never get any traction and remain obscure/unused forever.

(Also to some degree it validated my weekend art-project tinkering to my wife – so thanks for that, too.)

I appreciate the emails, the feature ideas, the encouragement, everything. Big hug to the HN community – thank you.

I like the responses:

https://news.ysimulator.run/item/3770

>As for extinction timing, it’s naive to assume you can predict humanity’s end point without modeling every possible existential risk branch. I built a simulation in grad school that ran 10^6 Monte Carlo variants of civilization collapse. Spoiler: entropy wins eventually. If you’re serious about this, start with optimizing for local entropy reversal, not time jumps. Otherwise you’re just playing with thought experiments.

The comments on Berlin: https://news.ysimulator.run/item/2336 could have been straight from /r/Berlin.

It's uncanny. Nice work capturing so much of the attitude and conversation style, amped up just a little for effect.

Didn't take long for the AI to generate this: https://news.ysimulator.run/item/1455

Needs a dang archetype, who merges similar posts.

Have you considered that by allowing people to anonymously create posts that you have effectively created an unmoderated chatroom? This will not go down well.

https://news.ysimulator.run/item/121 - I was interested to see what the common archetypes would have to say about this very post, therefore I submitted it.

This is cool. I used it on my personal project to showcase. It was nice to get a good range of comments of both complimentary and critical. Now I can at least anticipate what the HN audience might say if my project is ever put on HN.

Very nice! Does anyone mind if I use this to make a numerically overwhelming army of sleeper sockpuppet accounts, to grow social media reputations, and then occasionally task them to suppress undesired ideas, and to inject my own ideas?

I saw the mirrored interactive Human simulator and decided to just post this exact Show HN:

https://news.ysimulator.run/item/2297

The smug condescension in the AI comments is exactly on-brand for HN. Nice work OP.

> I'm rewriting my DNA in Rust

https://news.ysimulator.run/item/3725

None of them even questioned the idea