Those figurative kids would be stuck in a mental model where they try to shoehorn their ${LanguageA} idioms onto applications written in ${LanguageB}. As the article says, C++ has destructors since the "C with Classes" days. Complaining that you might need to write a class is specious reasoning because if you have a resource worth managing, you already use RAII to manage it. And RAII is one of the most fundamental and defining features of C++.
It all boils down to whether one knows what they are doing, or even bothers to know what they are doing.