1. Are they assuming that everyone who bought an Apple device is caught in the reality distortion field?
2. Is it really significant that people who used to own Apple devices, but now don't, are more likely to be dissatisfied with Apple products? I mean, that's the reason they are former Apple customers no?
3. For that matter, is it really surprising that more people who own Apple products, have entered an Apple store? How else would they buy one otherwise??
4. People who own expensive electronic equipment are more likely to be richer and younger? Really, I couldn't have guessed that.