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Ok, semi-serious question: If you're extremely famous and rich like a Bill Gates and you want to have sex with younger girls (most men do), how would you do it?

Can't just walk into a brothel. Can't just call up an escort on craigslist. Can't be seen in a strip club. Employees talk too. Camera phones everywhere. Can't always trust your average Instagram sugar baby, she might talk and boast to her friends.

It'd be much better if I'm rich but not famous I think.

It's interesting that despite how common polyamory is in SV, even "eccentric" tech billionaires have to be presenting as monogamous.

Polyamory still comes off as a low status behavior.

You go to therapy and try to somehow resolve this self-destructive desire constructively. That way, you might be able to avoid one of the most expensive divorces in history.
What good is being worth billions if you can't spend it on fun?

If I'm worth $5 billion and my ex wife takes $2.5 billion, I'd still have $2.5 billion to go enjoy life with.

Well, that’s the quandry.

You could go the common CEO route and trade in the spouse for a newer model every few years.

Or you could use the Bruce Wayne plan and stay single, dating all the currently hot bachelorettes.

Or you could use an Epstein type broker like all these guys did, but that doesn’t look like it’s working out.

Or you can just choose the wife wisely and stick with one woman. It’s not the hedonistic, quick fun way, but it does seem to be the best way.

  Or you could use an Epstein type broker like all these guys did, but that doesn’t look like it’s working out.
It kind of did work out? They had fun. No one went to jail except Epstein and his lady partner. Billionaires still worth more than ever.
Yeah, but no more Ted Talks, political moralizing, happy selfies with random bystanders.

Only the memories of the brief moments of fun and a lot of sideways glances from the people all around you.

From Gates to former Prince Andrew to Trump to both Clintons (!) there are a lot of people that rue the day they met Epstein.

Sexually assaulting your employees and coworkers then silencing them with NDAs seems to be a popular option.

Musk was reported to attempt to buy off an employee with a horse after exposing himself to her on a private jet.

This leads to my theory that a big part of the recent lurch to the right by the people at the top of the tech world was a result of the #MeToo movement, ironically unleashed by social media.

There's a whole industry of people who were writing "let's not go too far with exposing rapists and abusers" op-eds in respected publications who've just been revealed to be best friends with sex trafficking Epstein.

Distraction to avoid mentioning that Musk wanted badly into his parties and sent him numerous emails to get in.

This one instead is a memo that Epstein sent to himself