> That entire paragraph is subjective. Some people do want WiFi (I certainly wish my printer had it, because my workflow options right now are a pain). Some people do want it to tweet or otherwise give live progress updates. And so on.

Sure, some people want those things (and I can see where they would be nice to have), but I think the point is that if it does not print well, the wifi, tweeting, coffee, etc. do not matter.