I'm glad people have been getting a kick out of this, but for those who don't want to listen to me drone on for 40 minutes:
(1) Here are the slides I used: http://www.slideshare.net/FoundationDB/deterministic-simulat...
(2) Here is a (significantly out of date) white paper of ours which covers some of the same territory: https://foundationdb.com/key-value-store/white-papers/testin...