Would be great if someone could do the same favour for Jungle music, another genre that had many tunes exist solely on dubplate.
No beef, that's an opinion.
"Can't really call it music to be honest...mindless unintelligible lyrics..."
That's wrong and silly at best, closer to closet racism/classism at worst.
I wouldn't go that far, but mindless and unintelligible? Have you been exposed to the variety of hip hop that is out there?
Aesop Rock, Action Bronson, Deltron 3030/Del the Funkee Homosapien etc etc
Here is an interesting post that classifies hip hop artists based on their vocabulary and word usage:
http://mfdaniels.tumblr.com/post/93313634355/updated-rappers...
I wrote off broad swaths of musical styles when I was younger because I thought I actually had a clue about what was out there. I wrote off country because I'd only listened to a little bit of country and didn't like it. I wrote off house and trance and a lot of other electronic music because I had heard a bit of that and also didn't like it.
But in both cases, I was lucky enough to be exposed to a wider variety thanks to the internet, streaming radio like Shoutcast, and yeah...even a good bit of unauthorized downloading when I was younger and options for discovery weren't as robust. Now I doubt I could bring myself to write off any broad genre if only because I had to reconsider both times I'd done so in the past.
[1] which would explain the unfamiliar nasty swing of his productions
Personally, I cannot stand alternative rock, grunge, garage, thrash & death metal.
For me, hip hop beats in my heart.
Every person is different.