YOU: Tell me the definition of morality.
ELIZA: That is interesting. Please continue.
YOU: Look, I need help; I need to know more about morality…
ELIZA: Suppose you got help soon.
YOU: Okay, I need to know how I should behave morally…
ELIZA: What would it mean to you if you got to know how you should behave morally… ?
YOU: Is morality and ethics the same?
ELIZA: What other connections do you see ?
YOU: What are the things that I do to be immoral?
ELIZA: Are they always the things that you do to be immoral ?
YOU: Give me some examples of moral actions…
ELIZA: What does that suggest to you ?
YOU: Alright, morality?
ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU: What is integrity?
ELIZA: Why do you ask ?
YOU: Be moral!
ELIZA: Please go on.
YOU: I really like our discussion on morality and ethics…
ELIZA: Can you elaborate on that ?
YOU: What do you like to talk about?
ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
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