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jjgreen

10,159karma·4,124submissions·February 7, 2014
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I live my life by the Latin dictum carpe diem: seize the carp.

https://jjg.gitlab.io/en/

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Woit's response: https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15647 …
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The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here - fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!
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In Yorkshire a short pint will result in "Could you fit a whiskey in there?", "yes of course", "THEN FILL IT WITH BEER"
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Salers (if you can find it)
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WITCH WILL CONTINUE If he had another brain it would be lonely
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"Look, you've already implemented OS-level age control, you really shouldn't object to adding this government-mandated binary which checks that it's working as intended, it doesn&#…
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The AM/GM inequality is why the world switched from (what in the UK is called) the Retail Price Index (AM) to the Consumer Price Index (GM).
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Woah, skeuomorphism writ large!
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"Slopocalypse", I'll be using that ...
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A "drink" here is 14g alcohol, in the UK a "unit" is 8g, and that's a half-pint of beer or a small wine. So the paper's "drink" is a badly poured pint of beer …
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Film studies thesis?
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Hedge-porn, I remember hedge-porn ...
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Oh dear, blaming the advisors already?
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People do similar things installing an app locking their phones so they don't spend all day on them, then "oh just this once", ...
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Matter of taste: the second Viennese school, Bartok & Shostakovitch is pretty much the only classical I can tolerate, the "mimsy" stuff leaves me cold. Horses for courses.
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Johannes Gutenberg would like to disagree.
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pip install skinny
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You could ssh in to the "dirty" machine ... just sayin'
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Python and Make are doomed.
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Vitamin C deficiency.
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Dachshunds are big (err, I mean popular) in the comfy parts of East London, in particular there's a recent craze for those with a kind of cow-like mottling, gorgeous looking things (but expensive…
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Just started but rather amusing: I particularly like the pickles, stand well back!
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The plural of matrix is matrices.
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There must limits to stupidity, mustn't there?
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